You don't get many of them to the pound
About 18 seconds into this "Carry On" clip a bloke lets out the most almighty, lusty Phwooooaaaarrrrr!!!! I have ever heard, he surely deserved an Oscar for bringing such gusto to the line. And at the end as soon as you see the guy eating a pear you know exactly what joke is coming, but it doesn't stop you laughing like a drain anyway.
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Beautiful Babs! And the rest of her's not bad either ;)
Next thing you know you'll be getting all wistful about those nurses uniforms.
Well, that clip wouldn't be the same if she was wearing baggy scrubs would it?
xxx
She didn't end up on the tv's "Eastenders" or did she. Is that
one of the Mitchells ?
signed curious
Dunno what the weather's like where you are Lee, but in London it's been one of those perfect hot and sunny days. The sort of day that turns you into Sid James if you know what I mean. So this is perfect!
Hyah hyah! The bloke is Peter Gilmore, 'Onedin Line' and regular 'Carry On' small part (matron, noooo!) actor.
You have to tip your hat to the mighty Talbot Rothwell for material like this - one of my fave lines is in Carry On Camping - at the campsite gate is the sign
"all asses must be shown"
When someone asks to see the manager the reply is "He's gone for a P"
Genius
"No, no, Barbara: tent up first, bunk up later!"
I still this humour in the office all the time. It gets me in to all sorts of non-PC trouble with the under 30s.
2 nicely decorated water pitchers were being carried across the canteen by some buxom Doris today. Can you guess my next line? Of course you can.
I just do it to the wife, the fruit and veg section of the supermarket is particularly fertile ground for saucy jokes.
In the bakery, the 'nice baps' line always goes down well,I find.
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Also in the bakery;
'Those tarts look tasty'
"I love a big cream horn"
"Can I see your bloomers?"
Finbarr Saunders is not dead. Every line well telegraphed by being put in bold type.
My personal favourite, on a camping holiday:
'I'll bring some milk over to your tent, Mrs. Saunders. JUST OPEN YOUR FLAPS A LITTLE SO THAT I CAN POP IT IN.'
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